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25 November
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Conquests?

Jack lines his beer bottles or cans up like he is lining up pussy conquests. What’s up with that?

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So he didn’t get much pussy action in his life, but this deal with lining up the beers is really pissing me off.

And this is Jack’s motto:

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24 November
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Good Living Writing SPAM?

I’m intrigued by SPAM, how do people come up with this content? For example:

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I could so get a job writing that content! This one is great:

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And if I get one more SPAM about penis size, ejaculatory volume and erections I’m going to scream!

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Or how about breasts?

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And this one I get all the time, it sounds definitely attractive. I think they mean cervix, but who am I to know what they hell they want to say?

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Well fabulous is definitely not what I’d call some fuckhead driving his cock into my cervix, I’d call that damn painful. Unless I was getting paid for it. Wait, strike that. I should never have said that.