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		<title>Karma</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a great story to be shared with the world since my GF Hol doesn&#8217;t have a blog. Here it is: So its Sunday night at 10:30 pm. and my doorbell rings. Then the knocking starts.  It gets insistent.  Some of you know about the drunk that shows up at my door at all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Governor On My Mouth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m reading John Elder Robison&#8217;s book, &#8220;Look Me In the Eye&#8230;&#8221; and I&#8217;ve realized that perhaps I really have a gentle, innocuous form of Apsbergers. Not only do I randomly cuss out people I can&#8217;t stand, like clerks at stores, but I have absolutely no governor on my mouth when it comes to things I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.missyphillips.com/?p=26</link>
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		<title>Conquests?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jack lines his beer bottles or cans up like he is lining up pussy conquests. What&#8217;s up with that? So he didn&#8217;t get much pussy action in his life, but this deal with lining up the beers is really pissing me off. And this is Jack&#8217;s motto:]]></description>
		<link>http://www.missyphillips.com/?p=22</link>
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		<title>Good Living Writing SPAM?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m intrigued by SPAM, how do people come up with this content? For example: Content Preview: It so hard to find a virgin nowadays. With the Personal Puss! Your dreams come true! Ordering your Personal Puss! You&#8217;ll receive a virgin pussy and experience new sensations of breaking the hymen. You don&#8217;t even need to read [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.missyphillips.com/?p=21</link>
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		<title>Booze Cruise, Now for XBox</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Courtesy of The Register: A new videogame has been developed which aims to simulate the experience of drunk driving. The game, named &#8220;Booze Cruise&#8221;, was coded as an academic project aimed at social betterment, rather than a sick commercial stunt to cash in on the worst aspects of human nature. &#8220;The basic story is that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.missyphillips.com/?p=13</link>
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		<title>Try to Make Me Go to Rehab</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, so the Prodigal Son asks if he can Mylar his bedroom closet, get some grow lights and bingo, we have a cash crop in a couple of months. I think he&#8217;d prefer hydroponic, but none of that shit is gonna happen. My electric bill would be astronomical to grow these babies. Sure, they&#8217;re attractive [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.missyphillips.com/?p=11</link>
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		<title>Voldemort Dies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yup. This is classic. All I need to do is run to Sam&#8217;s Club or Costco and pick up some big bag of multi-roll Bounty, renew my gun license and plan a sneak attack. He&#8217;s such a douche nozzle, which ChaCha, the Prodigal Son&#8217;s friend, says is worse than being a douche bag. I see [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.missyphillips.com/?p=7</link>
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